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Hall free despite murderous rampage

Shocking news just in:

Sydney forward Barry Hall is free to play in the AFL Grand Final this weekend despite having killed three people before last week’s preliminary final against St Kilda.

It has been discovered that Hall stopped off at a 7-11 last Friday night and ruthlessly gunned down three people who were holding him up in the queue by taking too long to pay for a packet of Mentos.

But the AFL Tribunal ruled last night that because Hall had been on his way to the game at the time of the incident, contact could be deemed to be “in play”…

> Hall free despite murderous rampage (The Bladder)